Today’s Top Stories: March 31, 2020

Coronavirus update:

March 31, 2020 COVID-19 pandemic map

803,650 infected, up from 741,030 yesterday.
39,545 deaths, up from 35,114 yesterday.

Relevant COVID-19 stories:


Economy Update:

March 31, 2020 DJIA stock chart
https://www.thestreet.com/quote/djia/dow-jones-industrial-average-today.html

DJIA is up about 75 at the moment. Looks like the stock market is in a holding pattern, awaiting news.

Relevant Economy stories:


Politics:

Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell are at odds over a Phase 4 federal stimulus package that focuses on infrastructure.

You know, that big issue Trump was going to solve at the beginning of his presidency.

Relevant Politics stories:

Feel good song of the day:

“Stayin’ Inside” – parody of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees.

The best part is the 5 musicians in the song are clearly practicing safe social distancing!

Offbeat Story of the Day:

Convicted Felon Busted For Coronavirus Coughing “Prank” At Walmart | The Smoking Gun

A 26-year-old North Carolina nitwit is behind bars after being arrested for allegedly coughing at a Walmart shopper and then declaring that he had the coronavirus, police say.

Heffner was at a Walmart near his home in Belmont, a city 15 miles west of Charlotte, when he “purposely coughed at a customer” and claimed to be infected with COVID-19.

After police were contacted about Heffner’s antics, he was arrested Friday evening on a misdemeanor public health charge since his “action could create fear in the customer and the public at large,” according to an arrest warrant.

Sponsored by the Drive Thru Jesus Show. (Validation that “drive through” religious services are now “a thing” – A California Catholic church begins drive-up confessionals amid coronavirus outbreak. You’re welcome.


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