Today’s Top Stories: March 25, 2020
Coronavirus update:
438,749 infected, up from 398,107 yesterday.
19,675 dead, up from 17,454 yesterday.
Relevant COVID-19 stories:
- Man who said he had coronavirus coughed on Wegmans worker, charged with making terroristic threat
- India’s coronavirus lockdown and its looming crisis, explained
- Where the Sick Will Go When Hospitals Run Out of Room
Economy Update:
DJIA is up 350+ points, passes 21,000 (again).
Relevant Economy stories:
- The Senate has struck a $2 trillion deal on the coronavirus stimulus. Here’s what’s in it.
- The coronavirus unemployment insurance plan, explained
Politics:
President Trump pulled a dick move, but what’s new, right?
Relevant Politics stories:
- Republicans Seem to Think They Can Decide Who Dies
- Sen. Paul: Why I didn’t quarantine after getting tested – Because you’re a self-important asshole? Am I right?
Feel good song of the day:
John Mellencamp – Peaceful World
Offbeat Story of the Day:
“Pee Napkin” Prompts Fight, Domestic Bust
The woman, cops reported, said after she “had intercourse with [Janisch] in their car, she had to urinate. She did so outside of the car.” And that is when the trouble began. “After she wiped herself she accidentally threw the napkin on” Janisch.
Upon reentering the car, the couple began arguing and Janisch, police allege, choked the victim for several seconds, prompting her to scream for help.
After being read his rights, Janisch reportedly told police he became “irate after she threw the pee napkin on him.” Janisch, cops say, declined to “advise who became physical first,” but claimed that the marks on his girlfriend’s neck “may have been from the beach.”
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